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Happy Turkey Day, well sorta

November 26, 2009
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My Thanksgiving was ok; not amazing, but ok. Since my Thanksgiving day plans kind of got changed last minute, I didn’t have Turkey, but Chicken rather, which I don’t mind because I am not a huge fan of turkey anyway (with the exception of turkey sandwiches). I tried to call my mom to wish her…

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First Script Revision – Death To Httpd Flooders

November 2, 2009
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So I started with the most widely used script that I have written, my phpDDoS reject scripts.  This single script has taken the place of the 3 scripts prior. Simply wget the file into the directory that you want to have it run from, make it executable.  From there you can create a cron job…

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New thewebsiteisdown.com Video

November 1, 2009
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OMG, this has to be one of the best videos ever. I actually laughed out loud at this. Sales Demo Fake a virus out break… that is classic.

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Learning Perl… Its not as complicated as I once thought.

November 1, 2009
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So I started learning Perl scripting, as it has now become a tool that can greatly improve my efficiency at work. After toying with it a bit, I have decided that I am going to rewrite some of my other scripts in perl, and post them here, as perl tends to be more uniform. I…

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We all have one of these days…

May 21, 2009
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So, I got an email from the guy that runs Thewebsiteisdown.com. Dont get too excited, it was just a mass mail email, Josh isn’t looking for me specifically and giving me heads up on funny stuff. Anyway, this video is freaking funny, especially after I had a guy freak out give me a dealth threat…

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Star Trek Fans Protest New Movie…

May 16, 2009
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OK, So I went and saw Star Trek in the Imax a few days ago, and I have to say I was impressed. They really did a good job On this one and I can only hope that this is the start of a good movie year, after some pretty god awful ones last year.…

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Man, I Miss Band

April 11, 2009
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So, on my Lunch today I was hopping around youtube.com watching some videos of Marching Bands, remembering the fun I had. Here are some of my favorite videos. Please note I am in none of the videos, just the picture at the end. (I don’t want to be like Rich, rofl.)

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Dumb Crooks

April 11, 2009
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First off, I do not condone or recommend breaking in to anyone’s anything. Period. But to go back to double dip, that is just freaking dumb. Watch the video below, and stand back in astonishment at the criminal mind at work.

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Death to Http Flooders…

April 1, 2009
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So, for those of you that don’t know, I work for a hosting company. I enjoy what I do, and for all intents and purposes, I do a pretty good job at it. Recently, one of the sites we host, was getting hammered, hardcore.

To save on a very long, long, long winded story of how we battled these flooders, I am going to list what we did to get things working well again.

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Leveling whm blows….

March 31, 2009
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I seriously hate playing whm… like with a passion.

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